Spam Fudger

A spam fudger is a person who engages in eating shit off the floor while furiously masturbating. The climax comes when the man reaches an orgasm and has shit all over his face.

I was walking home last nite and saw a spam fudger, it was sooo cool

that guy was spam fudging so hard it looked awesome

by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

spam

to soil your britches

OMFG man that was so scary I think I just spammed my panties!

by MrCricket January 3, 2011

Spam

Basically, it's just replying to something online by dragging your fingers over the keyboard. Nobody likes a spammer, so don't do it.

Spam: surterwectukrtywe tcrirfhzdjkhferhueytertnyeimcerk fmgjftitguerei.

by Geo Freek January 23, 2011

spam

a "meat" product which Hawaiians love. also known as shit on a shingle if spread on crackers or bread.

in the war we had to eat that shit on a shingle every day morning noon and night for weeks.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

by cecelily March 29, 2011

splasm

when you nut in a sock but someone you know deep throats the sock

I splasmed in my sock and my mother came in

by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020

Non-Profit Spam Organization

A person who sends many e-spams, aka non-profit spams.

Damn it! Lydia sent me another e-spam... She's a regular Non-Profit Spam Organization

by bunytou February 18, 2011