dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.

Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...

by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013

Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).

Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.

by WatcherMark May 12, 2019

life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.

I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower

by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014

shower run

When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.

This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.

by Mr. John Chu February 17, 2017

Autumn shower

The act of a menstruating girl urinating on someone. The mixture of urine and blood creates a beautiful cascade of fall colors.

I ask my GF to pee on me. The timing was bad and I ended up getting an Autumn shower :(

by Garozerg113 October 14, 2011

gas shower

When you fart shower so bad that you nearly pass out when you smell it

God, I nearly died in a gas shower this morning.

by Logan (Like Utah) March 12, 2016