Mr seeta

Worlds biggest cunt and creepo

Mr seeta cunthead

by Nelzie1141 May 10, 2022

WOAH sets

Work Out At Home exercise sets

Since the pandemic, I work from home (WFH), and worse, my commercial gym also closed, so I started assembling my home gym, and now I do WOAH sets.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Malice seeks not hollow spirits

The phrase “malice seeks not hollow spirits” implies that malicious intentions or Ill will do not target or seek out individuals who are lacking depth, substance, or genuine character. In authenticity, and a strong sense of self. The phrase suggests that individuals who lack depth or genuine qualities may be less likely to attract or become the target of negative intentions. -SpeechIncreased

“Simple men, and women may not worry for malice seeks not hollow spirits”

by Speech Increased May 28, 2023