dont bring sand to the beach

in other words dont bring your girl when theres gonna be girls there to hook up with

hey dont bring sand to the beach

by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007

sandbagger

A person who pads a handicap or acts as if he/she is at a lower skill level than he/she actually is so he/she can achieve better during competition that's handicapped or by skill level.

That sandbagger said his handicap was 20 strokes and he shot 10 over during the outing to win.

by Justin1217 September 14, 2008

pizza sand

The fine, grainy stuff underneath a pizza, at the bottom of the cardboard pizza box.

"Is there any pizza left?"
"No. Just a piece of crust, and some pizza sand."

by Ryan Miziker June 18, 2006

Super Sand

The ultimate form of Kaka Carrot Cake, a real super sand. Other super sand forms are Super Sand Lesbian, Super Sand Legend, Super Pooper Scoopers, And Gayness, which causes the user's hair to turn yellow.

Show him what for it mean to be, Super Sand Legend

by 420quickscoper October 14, 2015

God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011

sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

bag of sand

It is how Steve Carell describes the feminine mammary glands (boobs/tits) in the movie...40 year old Virgin

Steve: You know...when your feeling them...they feel like a...bag of Sand.

by TT49 March 13, 2008