Root

Aussie slang for sexual intercourse.
Can be used in place of Fuck, Bang, Womp and Screw.
If something is “Rooted” it is broken, stuffed and useless.
“Rooted” can also apply to a persons lack of energy.

“Oh, Susie is a hot babe, I’d sure like to root her”
“The car won’t start, it’s rooted”
“I went for a run this morning, now I’m rooted”

by Robby101 November 5, 2006

roots

The first video game system you ever played in your own home, or another word for an early video game system such as the Magnavox Oddysey or the Atari 2600.

Hey, you see Pete has that Sega Master System, that's my roots man.

by Patrick D November 19, 2002

rootseige

to get to the bottom of another,

the asshole controls all body functions, without it everything would become backed up, hence it is the root of a person..
to seige the root, is to take control of it..

John rootseiged Joe.

by ownt March 11, 2004

Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.

Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?

by Brii Holley December 21, 2008

rootsomeloot

when u are so poor you will root out any loot

A: woah he dropped a coin
B: gogogo lets rootsomeloot

by confucius_the_first June 28, 2010

rootsack

If you are in a rootsack with someone you are mad at them.

oh no he's officially declared rootsack

by keeeeeeeeeee November 16, 2010

root beer

Slang: Attention Whore (as in A&W)

That chick wearin' the booty shorts is a root beer.

by blah blah blah jc March 10, 2014