retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013

retardello

Someone who believes that you may use urbandictionary.com as an authoritative resource of words.

EM used the word "kellow" as a rhyming word for "hello." He is a retardello.

by winnerwinnerchickenlunch November 21, 2014

Recardecide

The act of stealing someones car then instantly deciding you want the one next to it.

"hey dude i thought you were going to steal the car over there."
"I did but then i had to Recardecide because this one is nicer."

by SenorFrekle March 7, 2015

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Retarded

Cody and Jesse's relationship

Your relationship with Jimmy is retarded

by Dumb, crazy, stupid October 15, 2016

Retarded

This word describes me perfectly but all jokes aside this word generally means stupid, dumb, unintelligent etc. It's also used as an insult. A very popular one might I add.

Are you retarded? Geez is that guy actually retarded? You're retarded.

by I don't know who I am. Do you? December 7, 2016

retardicated

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.

Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.

by EliD916 March 15, 2017