randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 10, 2020

Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.

How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!

by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023

A randy

When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts

Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy

by Jokes22 June 21, 2023

A Randy

A man who obsesses over a female he has no chance with

“Is he really bringing her up again... he knows he’s over twice her age right”

“Oh he’s just being A Randy”

by 0912_marie August 06, 2020

snapping randy

Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.

when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy

by randysass January 08, 2018

Randy Thorne

Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight

My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.

by Willard childres November 08, 2017

Randy Bands

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH

Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS

by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023