Rabbit Food

Another name for Carat

12 x 2 rabbit food, gold chain around the neck = 24 carat gold chain around the neck

by Bryant Hall King Jaydon February 12, 2017

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003

Rabbit Nostril

n. An asshole, esp. that of a young girl, which is tight, pink and hairless in appearance. Works best when the asshole is puckered up in anticipation of painful penetration.

Man, I wanna fuck that throbbing little rabbit nostril.

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009

Rabbit

An angel disguised as a rabbit/Bunny. Most of the time, when they act bad, its just a cover up so nobody would expect them to be angels.

My rabbit helped me get through a dark time in my life. What an angel

by Corrine90210 March 4, 2017

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Chasing Rabbits

When you're talking about something specific to another person and you end up going completely off track leading you to talk about multiple other random un-related topics before coming back to conclude your original point.

"Since I have to go, can you get to your point and stop chasing rabbits?"

"He was chasing rabbits again and I couldn't tell what he was trying to say."

"I'm sorry, I was chasing rabbits for too long and I don't know how this conversation started anymore."

by BaconBlitz February 11, 2019

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010