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The Race For LunchTM

When that annoying douchebag in the business office makes a poster that has all the secretaries up there as track runners with ponytails, and whoever does the most work gets further along the poster and whoever gets to the "finish line" first wins free lunch from the Tampa Room. A hairbrained attempt at employee motivation by a sleazy preppy loser.
"The Race For Lunch? Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Thats the stupidest motherfucking thing i've ever heard."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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Rat Race

While under time constraints, a girl is trying her best to get you off by sucking your cock, and it is just not working, You grab her by the back of the head and start shoving her head up and down as fast and hard as you possibly can to get the job done yourself as quickly as possible.
After that Rat Race I just had on your cock, there is no way I am falling asleep now.
by cpitts025 February 8, 2010
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amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

As always, people can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences. After all, it is all for fun.
#1 : Hey, 420's coming up. You know what that means?
#2 : What?
#1 : Gaddis is holding his annual amazing race!
#2 : Word!
by jahcu April 18, 2008
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boat race

A competition in which 2 or more boats, and the people in them, see who can complete some course in as little time as possible.
We won the boat race because our boat went faster than the other peoples'.
by sterrancetheelf December 30, 2010
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Rec Race

Trying to type something into Google or other applicable search engines fast enough to beat their auto-finish recommendations.
I typed so fast I beat Google in the Rec Race.
by Pwned27 October 15, 2009
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Analytical Race Theory

Aalytical Race Theory argues that browns and blacks are significantly inferior to whites in their nature, nurture, and volition. This means in their biology, culture, and ethics. It also means in their intelligence, upbringing, and private, personal choices.

Because of these considerable, statistical weaknesses, brown and black people succeed less well than white people, personally, socially, and economically. Their failures are not due to systemic, institutional, hidden, or secret racism by whites or society.

But because these obvious and important truths are almost entirely evaded or lied about, colored people end up hugely suspicious and paranoid about their inexplicable lack of success. They tend to blame everyone – and with cause. Colored folks plaintively cry out: “Where are all the brown and black Aristotles, Ciceros, Leonardos, Edisons, Einsteins, Sam Waltons, Warren Buffets’s, Steve Jobs’s, and Bill Gates’s?” But such figures don’t exist, historically or currently.

Almost all white, brown, and black intellectual, civic, and political leaders today choose to evade or lie about this. The result is unfocused brown and black bitterness, and hatred at their unknown enemies. Racial mistrust, tension, and conflict flourish, as does hatred of whites.

ART teaches that inter-racial harmony, cooperation, and friendship would rise dramatically if only people would stop lying. Browns and blacks would also uplift themselves radically, if only they knew what the problem was.
Analytical Race Theory contrasts vividly with Critical Race Theory as a way to defeat racial bigotry.
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chocolate cookie race

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.
Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...
by ROCK_44_ March 27, 2016
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