Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.
Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012
Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.
Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!
Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!
Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.
by samsaran May 16, 2013
Pussy Drier Than The Sahara Desert
by PrettyonFleek101 November 13, 2015
by PUssy Pay March 15, 2019
Dave: So fellas, which one of you am I taking for a spin?
Simon: ooh me first!
Dave: oh don't you worry Simon, I've been eyeing that boy pussy for a while now.
Simon: ooh me first!
Dave: oh don't you worry Simon, I've been eyeing that boy pussy for a while now.
by Moist towlette February 23, 2020
The cheesy, sweaty and smelly attributes a women's vagina has after a big night of drinking and dancing.
mate 1: So did you end up sleeping with that blonde chick last night?
mate 2: Yeah but she a mad case of disco pussy!! I couldnt wait to get away from that stench!
mate 2: Yeah but she a mad case of disco pussy!! I couldnt wait to get away from that stench!
by supastarstatus July 23, 2011
by mitch00uk March 22, 2015