plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.

That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham

by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

Plastic

People who are not fake and just get called those names and everyone thinks they judge everyone even when your judging them by calling them fake and same may like it but some girl they take it to the heart and it hurts so think before you call someone that its like how would you feel or how do you feel when someone calls you outcast or jock it hurts so stop putting people it groups and leave them alone

person 1 your cold hard plastic

so called plastic~does not say anything because scared

by maddie163 September 20, 2015

Plastimate

The act of masturbating with a plastic object.

This dildo would be great to plastimate with.

by -Plasma September 27, 2015

Plastercoating

When somebody spikes the house drink at a party causing everyone to get the shits.

Ben spiked the jungle juice and now the party is Plastercoating the bathroom and front lawn.

by BigPhil21 October 18, 2015

plasterbate

A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016