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plasterbating 

The act of masturbating after a night (or day) of severe drinking.
dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.

dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?
plasterbating by hammerbeard September 13, 2011

plastergating 

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.
"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"
plastergating by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021