plumber

A guy usually called 'Tony', who drives around in a very rusty van, and fits toilets and central heating.

Wife to husband: "Bloody hell. That Tony shure drinks a lot of tea!"

Husband to wife: "Yeah, but he's allowed to, cause the bog wont fit itself!"

by Big Tony December 5, 2003

Plummer

A walrus, a ag teacher that sometimes is a pain but very awesome! Best ag teacher you could find but he still looks like a walrus! He has a mustash. Your AwEsOmE PLUMMER!

Plummer the AG teacher!

by Raegan! October 18, 2008

Plum

To insert a plum into a girls vagina, then proceed to bang it.

I totally plummed her last night.

by TheRussianWolf May 29, 2010

Plumbus

A device that you use as a replacment for a partner.

My Plumbus in on the table.
I love my new Plumbus.

by that dood is stoopid December 12, 2018

Joe the Plumber

An actual person, Joe Wurzelbacher, questioning Barak Obama's tax/health insurance plan.

I'm going to call Joe the Plumber, CNN recommended him, to repair my leaky sink.

by Jessi B. February 20, 2009

plum my pudding

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

by charrc May 4, 2006

Plum king

Performing cunnilingus while defecating

Pooping and eating a bitch out? Like a plum king? That's nasty!

by dan smccock January 14, 2015