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Penguinitis

This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.

The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.

It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.

you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.

man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.

man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?

man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
by Gotthemstacksholla June 3, 2014
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Pengus Tingus

When you want to describe someone as fit. The latin form of a peng ting.
Ellie, you are an absolute pengus tingus.
by Tingus maximus September 6, 2019
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penguinlords

penguinlords is a very good TikToker and they post very good content
did you hear about the best TikToker penguinlords!
yes they are so good!
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Penguinz-ing

The act of saying the phrase "Woooo yeaa babyy that's what I've been waiting for
that's what it's all about wohooooo" with mouth wide open and hands squiggling in the air when a highly desired event takes place.
*when its time to make slime with my poopsie slime surprise unicorn*
Charlie: Woooo yeaa babyy that's what I've been waiting for
that's what it's all about wohooooo
Jeff: He do be Penguinz-ing.
by Diyo of the Sphere January 2, 2022
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Stripping Penguins

totally awesome, sexii girls with unique personalities and the ability to kick some ass who strip their clothes after playing in the snow
by Alerondi May 11, 2009
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jakey penguin

A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.

-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.
a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast
by bristokristo July 15, 2010
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Club penguin

By far the best game in History
We lost it too soon
RIP
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