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Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot
Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*
by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019
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Parker

A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?

Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about

Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018
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Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.
Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out
by Lisaanne August 13, 2023
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Parker Grav

When playing the video game "Overwatch" Parker Christman goes Zarya, uses her ultimate; gets little to no one in the Gravitation Surge.
by Parker Grav February 28, 2021
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Parker

parker is a ridiculously hot guy. everytime he walks by all the girls look at him in awe. he is really sexy and he knows it. you cant go a day without thinking about the things you want him to do to you, especially in the bedroom. he is a freaky man who likes freaky girls/
girl 1 : woah parker is looking sexy today
girl 2 ; true i wish he would lay me
by coooool kidz onlyyy November 25, 2019
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Peter Parker

a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child
Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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