Dirty Panda Wiggle

(n.) the act of shaking your ass in someone you hates face, a sign of disrespect when intoxicated
(v.) when you see someone bend down to get their books from their locker and you rush over and rape their asshole
(adj.) possessing the appeal that makes one want to have babies still while intoxicated

* person being a dick*
me: youre so getting dirty panda wiggled asshole

Random person: Did you just get dirty panda wiggled? Cuz if you did I'm not touching you...

Dirty Panda Wiggle by iceskatingconfettichampagne January 1, 2012

red panda bear fight 

Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.

Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.

red panda bear fight by joeairbear May 31, 2012

Reverse Panda 

The act of wearing sunglasses while out in the sun resulting in having an awkward looking tan where you've been tanned on every part of your body except for around your eyes.

Guy 1: Dude you have a reverse panda!
Guy 2: Shit!

Reverse Panda by sacksmoker June 2, 2014

enraged panda sex 

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

enraged panda sex by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017

Princess Panda 

A certain type high maintenance woman, who thinks she is low maintenance. She is of mixed descent, Part black, part white, part Asian, and chubby.

There is my wife, in her Louboutain shoes. She is a Princess Panda.

Princess Panda by Wesley Ryan May 25, 2018

Pondering Panda 

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

Pondering Panda by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

Secret Panda 

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

Secret Panda by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019