poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
by goomspice November 24, 2010
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Sneak pooped

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
by Idaho Tough September 28, 2013
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Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.
What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”
by hate_gt May 23, 2023
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cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.
Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.
by Mannnnly October 04, 2019
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Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.
Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.
by Frankduhtankk May 02, 2010
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sympathy poop

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.
You're making me have a sympathy poop
by Winifred george June 25, 2015
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Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.
Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!
by bigdaddyroach November 19, 2010
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