Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003

penciled in

1) to have a temporary plan to do something with someone.

2) to insert your penis into a butt and/or vagina.

1) "Your appointment is penciled in for 7:00."

2) "I was penciled in with Sarah last night."

by awkbitch July 27, 2013

Liking pencilcase

Constantly saying to someone "I like your pencilcase"

I was LIking pencilcase to Mike by telling him I like your pencilcase

by 100100100100100 February 27, 2019

Penile Sneeze

The act of ejaculating.

"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'

by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010

penile injector

the art of pounding vag.
laying pipe.
A porn ster is a penile injector

"john terry is a penile injector"

"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"

"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

pengilicious

means amazingly cool. something thats pengilicious could be something you're jealous of, you want, or you think the person who owns it (could be shoes, a hoody, hair?) it should be happy to own it.

'that is PENGILICIOUS, fam' said _______ about _____'s new outfit.

by PenguinMountain April 24, 2011