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Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021
Related Words
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h.o.l.l.a.n.d 

hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies
end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

Good old days 

When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...
Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.
Good old days by datblankskid July 14, 2017
The ultimate fair weather fan, coming out every four years or so. They claim to be huge sports fans and claim to partake in woke culture. Usually, they cannot stand real sports or leagues as the the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL or professional flopping as the Premier League (Soccer). They most likely have never played sports, watched or attended; yet they ruin the true fan’s ideology and fun. When the Olympics are not mainstream they consider real sports stupid, dangerous, ignorant and unfortunately racist, though most times that is not the case at all.
Bad Bwandyn - “You should have taken the Australian to beat Ledeky in that swim competition!”

Olympiot - “ How could you say that!? She’s the ultimate athlete and a wonderful woman. I watched her four years ago and she won! You’re cruel by saying that, go back to your masculinity and manly dominated sports! You know nothing!”

Bad Bwandyn - “I knew those plus odds for team Australia!”
Olympiot by Grizzly Brett July 26, 2021

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!