i can't be arsed

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

by appathy January 20, 2012

arse sack

alternative for bum bag, a bag which one wears atop their buttocks, (secured by a belt-like device with a clip for attachment and detachment) while running, walking, etc.

in the television series, 'the nanny', yeta wears an 'arse sack' incorrectly, and wears it on the front, hence the name 'arse sack' or 'bum bag'

"hey, mum, have you got your arse sack on yet so we can get runnin'"

by nirvana fanatic July 01, 2005

arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 01, 2016

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil June 05, 2011

arse whippin

Modern slang for cool or awesome or fantastico

or

When you buttocks are about to get hit/spanked/pinched/scratched

That was the arse whippinest day ever!

Arse whippin is pleasurable!

by Neenishspeenish March 03, 2006

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Arse licking lizzy

If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.

"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"

''yeah man''

"she now has poo on her nose"

"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"

by psdoffe November 17, 2011