furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.
Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"
by leavethisplace July 01, 2003
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muff brush

History: In numerous all-girl boarding schools, mechanical brushes have been banned on campus since these young girls would use them to masturbate.

(n): a toothbrush that a woman uses to pleasure herself, usually of the automated type.
"Corey, no dude! Don't use that one! That's her muff brush!"

In August, Matilda loves to spend the long, hot afternoons inside enjoying the pleasures of her mechanical muff brush.
by Muff master November 21, 2008
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Muff Cabbage

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.
by Loose Finger Louie October 14, 2010
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Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.
"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"
by GooberPawn July 30, 2009
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Muff Pistol

From the Eighteenth Century on there were huge numbers of small, concealable pistols manufactured in England as well as on other continents. The smaller variations of these pistols were described as "Muff Pistols" due to the fact that they could be concealed in a lady's muff even though a man could also easily conceal this on his person, but Gentlemen used muffs too.
On the contrary my dear Watson! This pistol has a distinguishing smell to it.

Yes, quite a muff-like smell...we must go to the nearest fish market in England to find it.

No, my dear friend, this is a Muff Pistol, I'm sure you can deduct where it was hidden...please stop smelling it!!!!
by xleprechaunx November 07, 2010
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muff monsters

a more laid back term for female pubic lice
"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"
by x_Katy_x May 16, 2006
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fuzzy muff

ripped, as in sence of finished
lit translaton:hariy pussy
the apple has turned into a fuzzy muff
by Salar August 06, 2003
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