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midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate
Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is
by Grandma mo May 13, 2022
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Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.
Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,
by The real God emperor May 14, 2018
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.
Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!
by Roadent December 21, 2021
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Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach
That girl has some Midget fists
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midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball
Shane has some amazing midget dunks
by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014
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midget cock

small guys with massive cocks
i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.
by slutfor July 21, 2022
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