Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
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Mauling The Midget

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
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Midget

by Spinner1202 July 09, 2018
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Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023
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midgetism

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism
zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”
by daddy tayim July 28, 2018
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Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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Fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022
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