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“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.
“Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft
“oooh he got fast fingers
by Simpmansimp May 8, 2021
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minecraft

minecraft is why i'm not bored when i'm at home
by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014
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Minecraft

A game for people who haven't gone through puberty yet. It saps away at your conscience and you will never know the true world of gaming.
Person 1: Hey! Wanna play minecraft with me?
Person 2: Fak off! Imma play some CoD!
by Fak off m8 January 4, 2016
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hop on minecraft

To let people know your going to play on the game called Minecraft or to ask someone to play Minecraft.
Jeff: Hey John what you doing?
John: Nothing wanna hop on Minecraft?
Jeff: Sure!

Mike I'm gonna hop on Minecraft.
James: okay.
Frank: Alright Mike.
by epicappledragon April 16, 2021
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minecraft

A very fun sandbox fps game made by mojang involving building with blocks.
Minecraft
by widecool September 18, 2012
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I Got Mine Theory

Prevalent in all the world, the survival instinct that is within all creatures is amplified into an urge to conquer, and/or destroy anyone and everyone to achieve one's goals, long and short-term.
This behavior is counteractive to any group or gathering that requires individuals to work together or be of like mind to have success in it's collective endeavors.
I Got Mine Theory Example #1
Typical Union Guy: Listen up Kid...You need to learn to shop the jobsite.

Green Union Apprentice: What's that?

Typical Union Guy: You see that pallet of scrap copper over there? I'm coming back after shift change to get that off the jobsite.

Green Union Apprentice: But if you do that won't it prompt the company to start searching us coming and going, drive up job costs for extra security due to theft and generally make us look bad as union craftsmen?

Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.

I Got Mine Theory Example #2
Green Union Apprentice: If we weld all this solid won't it make it harder for the next guy to work in here?

Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.
by Worldhead December 2, 2009
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Minecraft

-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.

-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.
Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"

Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"
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