Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Alex Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Alex Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Laura Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Laura Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Laura Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

mrs. meckle

Teacher that coughs a lot until her face is as red as a fire truck

Mrs. Meckle is a bitch

by devilment April 12, 2017