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Mason

Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.

They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!

Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!

Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓

Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
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sick mason

"I got a 3 pointer in basketball" " aw sick mason! "
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You- "Hey EVAN MASON"

The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"
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megan manson

Unique, in all the best ways.
Beautiful, Beyond Definition.
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Post Mahoned

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
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