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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”
I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs
by ODie419 August 10, 2022
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East Tennessee mating call

When a man makes a rattling noise by shaking a pill bottle to get the attention of drug addicted women
The fastest way to get laid in a trailer park is give off an East Tennessee mating call and before you know it there’ll be a single file line of chicks outside your double wide.
by Sleepover Gang Party October 10, 2022
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Grip-O-Matic

A saying used for girls who are different from the crowd, and also to describe their very tight vagina. Usually described as cringy or a loner, most of the time these females are Goth, Emo, Alt, or sometimes even dress up in slight furry attire such as cat ears and or a tail. While they can be quite weird those who are lucky enough to have sex with them will describe their pussy to be immaculate or "Grippy", which is a way of saying that their vagina is very tight. Men of course love their partners to have a tight vagina as it leads to better sex for both the Male and Female.
"Hey man did you see the new girl? Goth chicks are so weird."

"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"
by Beaner_Squad February 6, 2023
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Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!
"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023
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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
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