Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!
Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023
When your significant other is looking much finer and tastier than normal, although they always look amazing in your eyes, they often get a vibe about them that straight draws you in and you're drooling and shit. That is what I'm talking about. Made that shit up yesterday on one of our "love walks" As a 35 yo husband and father, I am proud of myself for coming up with such a phrase! Lol! Eat penis everyday people!™
Damn, baby girl, you are straight vibin' on fleek today!
Hey shuga, you thank I be vibin' on fleek today?
I will be vibin' on fleek after blowing through my student loans!
I'm working up a sweat trying to get my vibe on fleek in this dressing room!
Hey shuga, you thank I be vibin' on fleek today?
I will be vibin' on fleek after blowing through my student loans!
I'm working up a sweat trying to get my vibe on fleek in this dressing room!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023
"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023