"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
Get the Second Lifemug. A social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. Some symptoms include friendships, partying, sexual relationships, and sexual intercourse. Social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. People with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. Sexual intercourse can dangerously result in sexually-transmitted diseases. These are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
by Jack41EL November 28, 2013
Get the Social Lifemug. Tight life is something that happens when you feel like you have been screwed over, if you feel upset, or something bad happens.
by Sax Man94 October 26, 2011
Get the Tight-lifemug. To live a fast life means to be reckless. To be spontaneous to the point of never thinking anything through to the end before doing it. You might have heard the term “to live fast and loose”. It's with little or no regard for what our actions do to other people. ... They are living a fast life.
by Sultryangell June 8, 2020
Get the Fast lifemug. living your life to the fullest never having a dull moment and smiling no matter what because you only live once YOLO
by lilly m yolo May 4, 2019
Get the livin lifemug. When you hear these words on the radio, you better shut up and listen. Queen is about to blow you away.
by DaveyMaBobber November 12, 2007
Get the Is this the real life?mug.