loaded bagel

(n) an anus filled with blood semen and shit

last night i had such a loaded bagel

by MR MAGOOGOO November 15, 2010

Loaded

The act of being on painkillers or another prescription drug while drinking liquor.

The drug must be something that has drastically increased effects because of the alcohol. Beer is typically not strong enough to get someone "Loaded" thus, the need for liquor.

Person 1: "wow james is really loaded!"
Person 2: "Yeah he took 3 hydrocodones and drank a bunch of gin!"

by JWilde May 16, 2012

Laderrian

This name is for black boys. They usually claim they in gangs and that they can fight but they can’t. They’re usually tend to be women abusers. They’re short name is laddy, which rhymes with maddy/maddie and that’s who they tend to fall in love with. Girls named Maddie.

Yo look at that pussy ass black boy laderrian!

by Shoot and hike March 24, 2020

loaded

Word used to describe being very rich and having everything you want.
Can also be used to describe a large penis.

1. That kid gets a $1000 dollar allowance. He is so loaded. Lets jack his ass.
2. That boy could please a blue whale, he's loaded in the pants man.

by Scott August 27, 2004

lader

When you ruin A white persons day by showing a black person you scored with a girl usually with a large ass

"Yo tommy I totally ladered her"
"No way really"
"Yeah believe it"

by Fasterthanu July 18, 2014

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.

Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.

by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

loaded

1. very wealthy

2. alcohol intoxicated

He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2011