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nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.
If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.
by Eric January 13, 2005
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you were a little hard on the beaver last night

1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"

2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
by Justin Manfred Weaver December 22, 2008
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i know obamas last name

listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
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i know obamas last name
no you dont

yes i do
what is it then
CARE
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no one should ever hear what you just said

huh?
DIE
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by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020
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The Last Jedi

a fucking auful move
i saw the last Jedi and it was fucking duffel
by Asssassin3412 February 9, 2021
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ass last

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.
Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.
by MoonKnight September 1, 2003
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trade last

a compliment that I heard about you that I offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren't around to receive it)
Me: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!

(six months later)

You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."
by Swass! II September 23, 2010
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