Mexican Judo

A martial art originating in Mexico that spread north across United State's borders, normally in the middle of the night and under the influence of tequila. Mexican Judo is used to intimidate opponents before fights.

Want some Mexican Judo? Ju-don't know who you're messing with homes

by Turcle93 July 20, 2009

Jude

Jude is an amazing girl, and an even better best friend. On top of that, she is also one of the prettiest people in the world. She may seem insecure, because she most likely is. (she shouldn't be though, she looks like the best parts of Salma Hayek, Gigi Hadid, and Mila Kunis combined). She always checks in on people and will put up with you, even if you act like a complete fool and embarrass her. If you ever get the chance to become friends with a Jude, take it. Latch onto her and never let her go. Remember, even though she will put up with all of your shenanigans, she deserves to be treated like the queen she is. If you sing "Hey Jude" to her, she will kick you. If you hurt a Jude, she will most likely "forgive you" and say it's ok, but your relationship will never be the same. She also has a weird obsession with biting people, especially her bestie, so beware. I mean, I guess it's fair considering she stands by you through thick and thin. Oh and one more thing, IF YOU EVER MEET A JUDE, LOVE AND CHERISH HER BECAUSE SHE IS A GIFT SENT FROM ABOVE!!! :)

Chad - "Yo, Who's the hottie?"
Jude's Bestie - "That hottie is Jude. She has a name. She is amazing and if you objectify her like that again,Ii will stomp on your balls Chad."

by Maggs.gm April 4, 2021

judge juniqua

The Black version of Judge Judy.
Used in a Redman skit on Malpractice.

Court is now in session. Please niggaz put your bluntz out. Presiding over this courtroom here is Judge Juniqua.

by Diego September 24, 2003

Judwa

Twins in Hindi

Mera ek judwa bhai = My one twin brother.

by psYcho April 13, 2006

judge's gavel

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.

My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.

by Bonnie situation February 12, 2009

Jude

Jude, the best person in the entire world, she is caring and super funny and always finds a way to make your day the best, and not to mention she is the coolest!

Dude I have Jude in my class I’m so lucky

I really wish people knew how cool Jude was

by TacomaCrew November 4, 2019

big booty judy

Having a big booty like judge judy or trudy from fairlyoddparents

mr.crooker is a big booty judy

by thatmlpfan April 3, 2020