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joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.
Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.
joey essex by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014

Joey Pouch 

An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.

Also known as "JP" for short.
Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
Joey Pouch by Will Powers March 14, 2011

Joey Fatone 

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida
My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is
Joey Fatone by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Joey Greco 

Joey Greco is the host of Cheaters.
A Joey Greco is someone who gets pushed over all the time like slapped,pissed on,stabbed,threatened.Also,someone who has,latin swag.Someone who does the right thing and speaks the truth.Someone who dyes a streak of hair white and wears black.A man who cares about his looks.
My friend spoke out and because of that he got screamed at and spit at.What a Joey Greco!

joey jabbed 

To be poked by a mans dick anywhere on the body.
Dude i hate it when im in the swimming pool and i get joey jabbed by some guy accidently.
joey jabbed by dark kite September 28, 2008

Joey Jay 

A nickname for a male with absolute swag or full of swagger, while still a very genuine person. Also referred to as a "baller" or a "boss". Only the most handsome, well rounded, down to earth guys are nicknamed "Joey Jay".
Guy #1: Why does he have so much swag?
Guy #2: Come on... He's obviously a Joey Jay
Joey Jay by KadeSongz July 28, 2011