Jake 

From state farm

Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this

Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm

Jake by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021

Jake 

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS

Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do

Jake by i am a persn April 4, 2021

Jake 

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.

Oh look it is Jake

Jake by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021

Jake 

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.

I love you Jake.

Jake by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021

Jake 

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.

"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"

Jake by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021

Jake 

A happy lil' aussie kid. The icon of growth and the most adorable puppy in all of ENHYPEN and I-LAND. Has the most adorable giggle ever. Favorite hobby is challenging Park Sunghoon at everything. Stan ENHYPEN and stream Drunk-Dazed.

Person: There once lived-
Engene/Eggie : A HAPPY LIL' AUSSIE BOY NAMED JAKE (SIM)

Jake by StanStrayKidsAndEnhypen April 26, 2021

jake 

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked

hey jake he is a nonce

jake by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021