inverted penis

A penis that looks like a vagina

Do you have an inverted penis?

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

inverted sex

When the sex fucks YOU

Oh fuuuuuck the inverted sex is fucking me hard

by kintups June 24, 2024

inverted slay

inverted-slay (noun)
/ɪnˈvɜr.tɪd sleɪ/

Definition:
The opposite of a "slay"; something that is not good, successful, or desirable. Often used humorously or colloquially to describe an action, event, or outcome that falls short of expectations.

Amber: that woman who lied about flying a plane is a liar. She is definitely an inverted slay.

by asher1842 November 30, 2024

investigaiter

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.

I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.

by QuacksO December 10, 2024

Investigation

It isn't a investigation.

Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

Investigating

And I'll expound upon that by saying...

Hym "It doesn't matter if you're a politician, the president, the richest man in he world... Anyone who has even HEARD of you needs to be slaughtered. Burned. Maimed. Erased. And then your memory needs to be desecrated. There is no investigating happening here."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

Inverted Bunny Suit

A derivative of a playboy bunny suit which covers the part that are exposed in a regular playboy bunny suit but exposes the part that are normally covered in a regular playboy bunny suit. Also referred to as a Reverse Bunny Suit.

Boy that Inverted Bunny Suit is so hot

by PomuHub December 26, 2024