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Goobernment

Any sort of action associated with any sort of government that is not strictly necessary for societal function or operates at a net loss of resources or revenue.
The US government has become so big that 90% of it has become a goobernment
by unoriginal5 March 15, 2025
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Goober Gang

A roblox gang created by thet0phatguy (947055594)
Person one: Hey bro have you heard of the Goober Gang
Person two: no.
by TheBurperGuy (Not hello) March 17, 2025
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goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)
bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025
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GooberBall

A word I coined, A combination of “goober” and “goofball”. Used to describe a person who acts so super duper wacky and or dumb that you are forced to combine “goober” and “goofball” just to begin to describe their behavior.
Bertram has been acting a fool all day, pulling all sorts of Peewee Herman type tricks… he is such a gooberball!
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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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Goobert

the goob
person A: who tf is goobert
person B: the goob
by the very goob April 12, 2025
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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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