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Goon

to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.
Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!
by gr1110 August 19, 2022
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goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022
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Gooncho

A word that you use to call someone an idiot who you greatly love. To be a goon and a honcho at the same time.
Oh Reese, you’re such a sharfing gooncho.
by Show ikr November 2, 2022
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Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.
Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.
by Beeves November 14, 2022
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Goonclop

A person who is is a gooner and a clopper mixed together
You’re such goonclop for watching mlp porn.
by Hello kitty was here November 27, 2022
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goonchichi

Goonchichi is the almighty most powerful sexy organism on the face of this planet all feeble lowly scum of Goonchichi wannabes don't hold a candle to Goonchichi's superior existence goonchichi is the essence of life Goonchichi is eternal
GOONCHICHI GOONCHICHI GOONCHICHI
by Puglord679 January 14, 2023
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Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.
"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."
by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023
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