gary 

noun: sperm, cum, semen.

Originated from the term spongebob (not the Spongebob on T.V.)

I got gary all over!

gary by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

Gary 

Gary; advj to live out in the sticks ....and not give a shit

gary hasn't lost the plot yet..he still has that bald patch he has been sporting since 1986 that is pretty funkin cool..

Gary by IAMPLOT October 21, 2010

Gary 

Gary is a boy who loves wearing puffy shirts similar to those of William Shakespeare and is also a lover of feather ink pens.

Oh look Gary is wearing his puffy shirt again.

Gary by Bwhahahaaa April 13, 2011

gary 

Spongebob's pet snail that puts up with his stupidity.

Gary is such a pimp to put up with that slut

gary by SafewaySquirrel April 18, 2006

gary 

Guy who's accident prone, especially when it comes to his face.

Gary got bit in the face by a dog today.

gary by grock hampton April 29, 2010

Gary 

Oprah's ass hole

And her Gary too.

Gary by brandimariee6 July 25, 2011

grinds my gears 

Something that makes you mad. Or really annoyed. Originated on Family Guy Untold Stories DVD. Peter Griffin gets a job at the News Channel

When girls give everyone play and they are called hoes and they get mad, that really grinds my gears!

No one has never mad a priest and a rabi joke in a while, that really grinds my gears-Peter Griffin

grinds my gears by Gozzy August 10, 2006