gary

a gary is a nice man who comes to your house, makes your mommy happy and then hangs out with you.

jay: "hangs out and then what? talks about how cool it was to blast my mom?
coach steve: "a gary plays catch with you and then.. you know.. gives you illegal fireworks."

by karebear2000 May 19, 2021

Gay Guy Gary

A guy who is not infact gay but was unlucky enough to receive a name of such basic aptitude’s

Idiot 1: Ever heard of gay guy gary?
Idiot 2: no
Idiot 1: Me neither

by Srry cant he4r u September 2, 2021

Gary

Being an old and not understanding the acronym or reference.

You don’t know what WTF means? What a Gary.

by DCHays September 3, 2021

Gary

The person who leaves a group get-together first, often in the morning before anyone else gets up.

"Gary" got a 6 AM flight and is going to miss brunch and pedis.

by Dirty Fredericks June 12, 2021

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Gary shildhauer

Evonne Johnston's Soul M8, Best Friend, Dafty , Hunky Chunky monkey, Blue Eyed Softy, Con Man, Meanie, My Everything, My World AAF XXX

Gary shildhauer is Evonnes 1 n only "Ald Man" XXX

by anonymous October 7, 2024

gary plauché

a badass dude who avenged his son, look him up, hes awesome, R.I.P though..

john: yo james ever heard of gary plauché?
james: who is he?
john: he killed the dude who sexually assaulted his son.
james: he sounds like a chill dude, can i meet him anywhere?
john: no, sadly he passed away in 2014…

by jak the fucking idiot October 20, 2024