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Futuritis

The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.

(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009
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futbucking

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.
I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.
by greengreg418 February 23, 2011
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futujuana

The event of getting stoned and watching Futurama.
Futujuana at my house later. Yeahhhhhh.
by Delivery Guy 1 August 15, 2011
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Futy

Someone who puts on a fake face to say thank you, when they are visibly unsatisfied with your deed. Often at times when being served by a form of customer service.

When a thank you, really seems like a fuck you.
Today a lady waited quite a while for her coffee while I was working at the cafe. She started being a cow about how slow we were taking, but before she left she sarcastically said thank you. What a dumb futy!
by WHOSanonymous November 25, 2011
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Future Cat

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.
Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012
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Futboy

A short, fat man that thinks hes funny when telling a joke or a story. When in relaity he sounds really stupid and is making himself look like an idiot.
Dana: Hey have you talked to Bill lately?
Eric: Yea, hes a real futboy.
by KimmyDawn June 22, 2012
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futur

A futur is a word to describe an insanely sexy woman that is good at video games.
Guy: "Fuck man, I need to get me one of them futur girls. They're the best of both worlds."
by prettyponylover August 10, 2017
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