Futuritis

The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.

(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)

Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.

by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009

futuristic hub

One of the worst people to exist on YouTube. He makes Minecraft animation videos but uses fetishes in almost all of them. Foot, zoophilia, microphilia, vore, etc.

Tim: Yo, you see that new futuristic hub video?
Josh: FUCK NAH!

by somebody who's in the U.S. August 5, 2019

Futuristic Swag

Person with copious amounts of swag on a more futuristic level. Something that no one has seen before. People who usually obtain futuristic swag are trendsetters.

Yung LA is argueably the creator of futuristic swag(he claims). J-Money also claims to have created it.

Gucci: Ayy Dogg check out dem shades Yung LA be having.

Jucie: Yeah, he be on some futuristic swag. Some 2021 shit mayne.

Gucci: Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by LeremyLenny August 9, 2009

Futuristic Sex Robotz

A.K.A. FSR
Founded by Coaxke and PC Speaker during a Keystone Ice induced drunken haze in late 2004, Futuristic Sex Robotz is the one and only Gangster Nerd Rap group. Futuristic Sex Robotz dishes out the cold, hard truth with skill and creativity unlike anything the internet has seen before.

Available for download at no charge, "Hotel Coral Essex" is Futuristic Sex Robotz's full-length Gangster Nerd Rap masterpiece. Covering topics such as LiveJournal, World of Warcraft, Lieutenant Commander Data, and Trusted Computing, respect is given to those who are deserving, while mercy is denied from those who offend our ears or threaten our technological freedom.

There is only Futuristic Sex Robotz. Accept no substitute.

PC Speaker and Futuristic Sex Robotz are the most balla nerdcore gang ever.

by RooneyMan October 24, 2006

featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.

Office is affected by featuritis!!

by Taliesin_the_Evildragoon May 6, 2008

Mr. Incredible Becoming Futuristic

The opposite sequel of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Old, where Mr. Incredible travels to the future timelines and progressively becomes more and more evolved with those said future generations as the phases go to the next level. Just like Mr. Incredible Becoming Old, the meme was used for the POV of everything existing in the present up to the most futuristic one possible depicted by our present selves, because tbh, we don't even know if our depiction of things in the future are somewhat accurate.

The official template for the meme was created by MexicoEmpireFOREVER

Mr. Incredible Becoming Futuristic (POV: Your pet)
Meme starts with the picture of a random dog then eventually becomes a gigantic teleporting transformer robot as the last one

by SBG times March 19, 2023

Futurizing

Thinking, day dreaming about the future. Most often occurs when you are madly, deeply in love with someone and you can not wait to be with them for the rest of your life.

I've just been sitting here futurizing about us and how amazing our lives will be together.

by demayome July 9, 2018