first kiss

One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.

He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.

by Wintergreen February 29, 2004

First impressions

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

From First To Last

The greatest band in the world, not to mention they have the greatest guy in the world as part of their line up! Of course I am referring to Sonny Moore, who is in fact 18, not 16.

The line up consists of:
Sonny Moore - vocals
Derek Bloom - drums
Matt Good - guitar and vocals
Jon Weisberg - bass and throat
Travis Richter - guitar and throat

Their lastest album, "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count" is currently my favourite album and should be checked out by all of you. Seriously.The songs are brilliant and my personal favourite would have to be "Populace In Two".

This band's album is a must-have for all you emo kids out there ;)

Lyrics to Note To Self: "Note to self, I miss you terribly, this is what we call a tragedy..."

by xNoteToSelfx August 25, 2005

FIRST!!

A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.

Comment 1: FIRST!!

Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.

by Hamshake March 31, 2011

Serbian Forest Fire

When you fluff your untrimmed pubic hair and then light them on fire in someone's honor.
Only to be performed on special occasions.

Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.

Ben had been such a good friend to us all, Nik decided to honor him with a Serbian Forest Fire on his birthday.

Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.

Great luck for all! Let us dance!

by ComradeWinston November 16, 2010

forest

1.(noun) An area prodominantly covered in trees, and natural wild life.

2.(noun) A Large quantity of weed/marijuana. Usually between a half ounce to an ounce of high grade marijuana.

1. "There is a vast forest behind the river."

2. Andy- "hey yo, you should come over. I got a forest over here we're about to roll some blunts."

by martdeeze February 14, 2007

from first to last

a amazing band in the post-hardcore genre

members include:

sonny moore - vocals
matt good - guitar/vocals
travis richter - guitar/screams
derek bloom- drummer
and as of mid 2006 wes borlin - studio and touring bass

have two full length albums:
dear diary my teen angst has a bodycount
Heroine

one EP:
asthetic

although labeled off as a joke by elitists with their first album, their second, has gained respect by many and has proven from first to last to be a talented and serious band.

as of early 2006 sonny moore is officialy legal.

amazing live.
heroine > dear diary...

go buy it.

person 1: hey d00d, did you catch from first to last before the dropped out of the warped tour.

person 2: yah, it was fanfuckingtastic, I got to run my hand under sonny moore's shirt, and told derek bloom that I loved him, wes borlin and travis richter spit on me and I was 1 inch away from matt good.

person 1: sounds like a sweet ass time.

person 2: it was.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body August 7, 2006