A Deuce

Anal sex. Popularized by Gene Simmons of KISS in the song "Deuce", written by Simmons and released by the band on their debut album in 1974.

"Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce."

by C. Bob Smokenridge October 7, 2018

Double Deuce

When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.

A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.

This guy totally took a shit in my lap while I was taking a shit.

Awwww snapdragon, you got double deuced.

by Shitty_Ballz January 19, 2012

coke deuce

a cocaine-induced bowel movement or desire to move one's bowels

"Honey, please stop staying up until sunrise and stinking up our bathroom with your coke deuces."

by tobes July 31, 2008

five deuce reverse

referred as a 25 year old

That bitch is five deuce reverse

by Robo Tron31 October 31, 2007

Throwing a Deuce

Taking a giant dump, a number two, hence a deuce

Woah...talk about an unload...that dude just threw a deuce.

by Kelly September 13, 2004

ace-deuce

City located in the state of Michigan also known as Ann Arbor. Is known for its wide diversity and superior amount of culture into a melting pot. Is also very popular for the University of Michigan. It is also the home and the for the amazing USA Hockey teams.

I'm livin' in the Ace-Deuce for the rest of my life because of the USA hockey players.

by bNeAcEdEuCe February 26, 2005

turbo deuce

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010