dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

Danger Zone

A specific period of time in which someone is watching the "money shot" portion of a pornographic movie while someone else (who person 1 does not want to be caught by) is in the same domicile.

It is known by this name for many reasons.

1: the male porn star usually takes an ungodly amount of time to finish his business.

2: because of the size of the video bar, an attempt at skipping any of the material would result in missing the finale.

And 3: because this is usually the period when someone watching pornography is reaching climax, leaving said person with their pants down.

Guy #1: "Dude, my roommate walked in when I was in the danger zone!"

Guy #2: "You couldn't just exit out?"

Guy #1: "No way, by then I was already losing it all over the place!"

by The Cream Machine November 29, 2009

Danger Donkey

Noun; sex

Adj; the act of having sex.

Noun; damn, that was alot of danger donkey for one weekend, 12 TIMES!!!

Adj; can i stay in your dorm tonight? my roomate is danger donkeying in mine.

by gimpy and pookie December 29, 2008

Danger Clit

A superhero born in North Pussyville, descended from the clan of Wettingwetwet.

Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.

Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.

Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.

Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.

Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.

Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.

Who's the pink private clit that makes the pussies allllll wet? Clit! Thaaat's wrong.

Danger clit.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

dangeroos

A homeless person. Someone with no home, often found smoking crack in dark alleys.

There were some dangeroos in front of the bank again, Chet. They asked me if I could spare some change, by golly.

A dangeroo was passed out in the park, again.

by Ezra July 11, 2004

ladder dagger

Dance move relating to daggering, the act of climbing a ladder, jumping off and landing horizontal on top of a woman and humping (daggering) her in a short motioned, rapid manner.

I was daggering this girl and I finished off with a fantastic ladder dagger!

by JonnyRusso March 16, 2011

dagger

a fart walk by.

Shelbi, did you just pull a dagger on me?!

by softballgal28 June 24, 2011