U.D.I.

Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection

"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added

by Daxxler February 5, 2003

d i c k b a b e

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

by A d i c k b a b e July 8, 2018

d.i.e.

An abbreviation for "dumbest idea ever" used as a reply to mock an idea that's idiotic, lame, or half assed.

Troll: If I don't go to court, I don't have to pay the fine! :D

User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.

Troll: NO, you die!

User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob

by aliaz October 6, 2012

D.I.N.K. Life

that DUAL INCOME NO KIDS life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.

Every adult friend you ever had: “when are you two going to have a baby??”
Couple: “bitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”

by Toripop805 June 12, 2020

D.I.N.K.E.R.

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

by SHLA December 2, 2010

Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't

A contraction for the phrase "You all would have, had I had not."

Did you all drink my Mountain Dew? Because I'm sure y'all'd've'd'i'dn't.

by The Dew Dude August 26, 2021

P.D.I.F

An acronym commonly used by ana people. Stands for: Perfection Doesn't Include Food. Can be used for motivation to starve, or as a reminder of goals for an anorexic.

Someone may have P.D.I.F. on clothing and/or binders as a reminder to not eat.

by xTwigg April 16, 2007