crap holster

something your mother is

Your mom is a crap holster

by crazymoses August 9, 2004

Capricorn

Beautiful,Very Extraordinary,Smart and tends to have a big butt. If you ever have a Capricorn in your life never let them go.

Capricorns are very smart.

by Baby laila April 23, 2020

Weekend Crap

The act of filling out random answers at 9:00 on a Sunday night, so it looks like you did you homework for monday.

I really don't wanna do this homework! Whatever, i'll just Weekend Crap it!

by rockchawk November 18, 2010

piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.

Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor

by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008

holy crap

crap from the catholic pulp

man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?

by a sexiest beast January 10, 2011

Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

by rperazag July 26, 2010

piece of crap

It's self explanatory.

Hey, look it's a piece of crap!!!!

by Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 8, 2006