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Cooper

Cooper is your basic heartbreaker. Most people either love or hate him. He can be a jerk to everyone except his current girlfriend.
Person A: Wow, I hate Cooper.
Person B: I think he's amazing
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ELEANOR COOPER OHM

Human Girl, but the instincts of a mountain goat. Eleanor Cooper Ohm will make a bad joke at any point in the day and it will land perfectly no matter what.
"What do you think about Eleanor Cooper Ohm"

"hello?"
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Cooper Aultman

Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
You should make better jokes, you sound like Cooper Aultman!
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Cooper

A fucking horrible man and lies and is gay.
Wow he is gay that cooper over there
by 4782jejd March 14, 2020
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Cooper

There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
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Cooper

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cooper

cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.
some rando: "bro that boy is so nice who is he"
me: "that, that is cooper. the loml"
by Jasmine Porter May 1, 2023
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