Coping

When someone tells themselves or believes in something thats a delusion to make them feel better about themselves or their situation in life.

Example:
John: Dude im an 8/10, a girl I like said i was.
Jimmy: Are you dating this girl?
John: No she friendzoned me. She said I wasn't her type.
Jimmy: John your obviously not an 8/10, if you were she wouldn't have friendzoned you. Saying "you're not my type" is a virtue signal, meaning she doesn't find you attractive. Stop Coping, exept reality, and reject delusion.

by acceptreality June 4, 2023

Compking

A strong minded man who can exert a power of mind control over another person with a small verbal suggestion in order to gain, sex, food, goods, and services.

The Compking used the power of suggestion to secure a hotel room for free.

by Souless75 June 16, 2023

compungise

to forcefully shove a fruit fly off a smooth surface

you gotta compungise when fruit goes bad and bugs won’t leave it alone.

by anne.nonumis July 10, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie

John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful

Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie

by anonymous July 15, 2023

coming out of the cooler

announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father

"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."

by reversecuomo August 9, 2023

camping DMs

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.

Wow why you camping DMs bruh

by RaidenSears August 17, 2023