"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
by GolferA August 27, 2015
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by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022
ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by whhwejcdbwehudj February 20, 2010
Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
by Purinse March 19, 2024
Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
by Stitches May 29, 2015
The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.
I am going out with that girl we met last week.
There will be some condom using after our date this evening.
There will be some condom using after our date this evening.
by Thewoods February 14, 2016