cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

School Computers

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.

The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.

by EnlightenedGenesis September 6, 2016

Computers

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

by LizzanceRopierre February 21, 2005

Computerized Conflict

A cool FNF mod based in animator vs animation also called as VS TCO (not animation vs fnf)

Juan, idk what is Computerized Conflict, Computerized Conflict m balls.

by viaxesports February 2, 2022

computurd

That one type of crappy computer that is found in every school, business, and old folks' home. It's covered in dust and grime, the CD drive doesn't work, and its running Windows 95 and AOL 4.0. When people say "fix my computer", they're talking about their computurd. Its not even worth looking at.

That college's computer lab stinks. All they've got is computurds that can't even run Solitaire!

by Rossmo December 7, 2004

compruter

ghetto for computer.

used in OutKast's song: "Drinkin' Again Interlude"

Mama got me an Apple compruter for Christmas.

by DetroitHo May 26, 2008

CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012